Sunday, March 1, 2009

COOL JOKES



Tushar
Shayad mere Pyar Ko
taste karna BHOOL Gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...

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